another day another slay

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall